True me.. Tap-575..

Once in a while one friend or another asks me this question: “Tap, what you do when you are stressed!!?”.

OK. This one has two solutions for me;
1. Figure out who/what caused stress & kill that reason behind it silently.
2. Lift weights, do some 200 push-ups, look at my imperfect 5-pack abs in mirror, talk to my PhD research associates to figure out who is running ahead of me, login to my amazon seller portal to see how many boxes of whey protein we sold today, then have a pint of my favourite low calorie sugarfree ice cream in sea salt caramel flavour while watching Tom and Jerry.

Two easy ways actually. Most of the time i prefer the 2nd one because murder is still illegal. In case i get the opportunity to kill someone without getting punished, i would love to kill my bestie bitch by leaving her inside a huge bucket in any snowy swedish village during 2070 winter. If you are one of my close friends, you already know i am a simple stupid sober sassy person who is unaware of all emotional melodramas. Nobody is big enough to hurt me or give me stress. The worst things a human can do is; LIE. Every liar falls in line with every negative prediction. And i bet, after a while they seem fun & funny because of their repetitive pattern of lying. Fuck fake goodness. Tappie loves real people with clean intentions & bad will always work if it’s real.

Have a good one.
Tap OUT..😘

I got PROTEIN BARS..😜

Told my bitch “No workout, but i had 4 protein bars. They are delicious”. Response I got was “Save one for me”. & I still got few left for you. When I came from India, I packed some 83 myprotein & muscleblaze protein bars in my luggage.

(This pic was taken months+ back 🤣. Just exchanging some attention under quarantine while enjoying/negotiating my singlehood status.)